Entourage Season 3 Episode 15: "Manic Monday" Quotes
Amanda: I hate sexual tension Vince, it always leads to confusion.
Vince: I couldn't agree more.
Amanda: Well, good. Then lets get it out of the way.
Vince: How?
Amanda: By fucking each other's brains out, and never talking about it again so we can move on to a very successful and professional agent-client relationship. Sound good?
Vince: To me it does, yeah.
Amanda: Great, see you in twenty.
Ari: I came here today because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate. How to answer a question without a question: basic Humanity 101. Which I thought, given your wall of fucking diplomas, you could easily fix. Or if you couldn't, you could give her a pill that could either fix it or make her a mute. But now to turn around and gang up on me! I have work to do! I have hundreds of clients to deal with. And just so we're clear; I don't care about any of them. They're all just a number: Like Wife number one and Therapist number seven. Good day!
[Ari walks out]
Mrs. Gold: You're really only our fifth
Ari: I couldn't fire someone today. Firing people was one of my favorite things. It's a perk of my job. I couldn't do it. All because this little fuckling made me some song about his wife leaving him.
Doctor: So you feel compassion?
Ari: Yeah. Last week, all I had to do was let my assistant performs just one more of the many gay acts that he has performed in his life, it would've made me millions of dollars. I couldn't do that either
You shitty dime-store therapist. A man's life is on the line here and all you give a fuck about is beating some stupid club record, that will do what for you? Give you five minutes of pleasure, while you fuck your underpaid, emasculated husband tonight? How the fuck does he afford this place anyway? Isn't he a guidance counselor at a high school?
Ari
Ari: Don't fucking cry Rob.
Rob: I can't cry Ari, my tear ducts will be permanently fucked if I do
Barbara: What's wrong with you?
Ari: Nothing!
Barbara: You're soft and sweet and nice. It's disgusting!