Entourage Season 2 Episode 1: "The Boys are Back in Town" Quotes
Eric: Tom Cruise is going to play Pablo Escobar? C'mon, the guy's not even Hispanic.
Ari: Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That's what actors do. They pretend.
I'd say "Hug it out," but I don't want you drawing wood.
Ari
Drama: Whoever heard of a girl who cycles mid-month anyway?
Eric: Yeah, when do you cycle, Drama?
Drama: Three months without pussy, E. That's rough. You're almost a virgin again.
Vince: Yeah, why do you think he's calling?
Drama: It's like the guy's got his hymen restored
Turtle: You got a smoking hot assistant!
Adam: (motions to Drama) And it's all because of this guy.
Drama: Really?
Adam: No, I'm kidding.
I thought the whole reason people have girlfriends is for effort-free sex.
Vince
Eric: Did you fire Emily?
Ari: I had to. I had to make sure you wouldn't fuck another one of my assistants. You're not going to fuck Lloyd are you?
Eric: Aquaman? Is there a script?
Ari: No. I know he doesn't like to read so I got him something with pictures
[Ari gives him a comic book]
Ari: I have a lunch meeting with Dana Gordon.
Eric: Well, should I be there?
Ari: No. Unless you want to pull up her car or get us some sort of creme brule
Johnny Drama: It's emasculating having your kid brother pay for your head shots.
Eric: And Vince paying for the rest of your life is what? Empowering?
Eric: Why's it so hard to get a good slice in LA anyway?
Drama: Tap water. That's why you can't get a decent bagel, either. Except on Fairfax.
Vince: What, Johnny, there's different water on Fairfax?
Drama: Yeah, Vince. The Jews import it from Burl Park.
You know, you act like a priest for three months, the least a girl can do is service you.
Turtle