Entourage Season 3 Episode 8: "The Release" Quotes
Lloyd: You know I don't like to lie, Ari.
Ari: Lloyd, be a man...or as much of a man as you can possibly be for god fucking sakes
Lloyd: This lying is making me breakout. God I have a date tonight.
Ari: Well, I'm sure your date will pop that with his pecker. Don't worry
Drama: You know Eddie Burns offered me "Brothers McMullen." True story...but I took a TV show instead.
Turtle: Was that when you did your full-frontal "Red Show Diary?"
Drama: No that's when I did my three episode arc on 90210, sexually harassing Tori Spelling.
Turtle: Nice choice
You know what's interesting about that...is that you use the word "master plan" and "rat" when talking about me you Hitler-loving, anti-Semitic, cuntbagAri
Ari: This is not a drill. This is an emergency!
Lloyd: Well, who's going to man the phones?
Ari: Fuck the phones, Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty-fuck, don't answer!
Babs: Ari, you have no money, and I have too much.
Ari: So what do you want?
Babs: To fuck...kidding. I want 60% and my name on top.
Ari: I'd rather fuck
Drama: I'm officially a loser.
Turtle: I don't know about "officially."
I always knew that you liked dick, Babs. I just didn't know you were a cocksuckerAri