Sloan, I'm a college dropout. All right? Guys in the mail room out here have Wharton MBAs

Eric Murphy

Lloyd: How'd it go?
Ari: How'd the fucking Bay of Pigs go, Lloyd?

Ari: Shit, here comes the wife. Pretend like it's all good.
Eric: You didn't tell your wife?
Ari: No. When the time is right, yeah.
Eric: When the time is right? It's on the cover of Variety
Ari: My wife doesn't read Variety she reads In Style

Vince is the only client I've ever had that I consider a friend. The only one I really cared about. Well Jessica Biel to you know I cared about her for very different reasons

Ari

E, the garbage man who wins the lottery does not throw out the ticket!

Ari

Drama: I hope this doesn't affect my status over there.
Turtle: I'm sure your still their least important client, Drama. Don't worry

Eric: If you wanna work with Vince again you'll call, it's that simple.
Ari: No one will want to work with Vince if I call. You think that he was cold 3 months ago? After this I won't be able to put him in an I film

Ari: I put you in a movie, Ray. Are you kidding me? You were brilliant.
Richard: You didn't even see the fucking thing Ari.
Ari: I see all my client's movies, come on.
Richard: Really?
Ari: Yeah.
Richard: Who was I?
Ari: You were the white guy, Richard

Lloyd: E was just in there. Terrence offered him a job.
Ari: As what, his fuckin pool boy?

Vince: Just call Cameron.
Ari: No go Vinny. You want that? Be a man, you call him yourself.
Vince: You're fired, Ari.
Ari: Not the first time, Vinny

Vince: You know, of all people to not get what I'm going through, the heartbreak kid himself. I mean, how many times have I heard you cry like a little pussy over a girl?
Eric: Not over a girl I barely know

Drama: You promised me something outta this deal!
Pauly: Your taking his TV? What are you, a fucking Surreal Life cast member? You freak

Entourage Season 2 Quotes

Ari: I thought the girlfriend was still in play.
Vince Aww, bad time of the month to come home.
Ari: Oh, you're like me.
Eric: Oh yea, how so?
Ari: I won't even fuck my wife after she plays tennis.

Before he did Born on the 4th of July, Tom Cruise did Top Gun. Hanks fucked the fish before he did Forrest Gump.

Ari