Entourage Season 5 Quotes
This scene is getting way too gay for my taste!
Ari
Don't thank me, thank E. For once in his life the little McNugget delivered. Where is the little freak anyway?
Ari
Jamie Lynn [on the phone]: Your big cock is in my mouth...
Turtle: That's where it likes to be!
Turtle's Mom: Who's that on the phone!?!?!
Ari: Gus doesn't think he's right for it.
E: How do you know?
Ari: Because unlike you, my workday starts before reading page six.
Ronnie: He's a degenerate gambler.
Drama: So why would I want to invest with him?
Ronnie: He's in the program now!
Drama: I'll give you tips on how to audition, bro.
Turtle: He needs tips on how to successfully audition!
Dana [screaming at Verner]: Get your ass back here. I hired you and you have movie to finish for which your getting a lot of money to do, and that is exactly what is going to fucking happen. Do You Understand me?
Ari: I do! Anyone else turned on right now?
Verner: I do not understand why they are here...
Ari: Because it's a free country and not Germany circa 1939
Ari: Half the town is out of a job and you can't find me one available director?
Lloyd: Kevin Smith isn't doing anything..
Ari: Are you looking at the DGA list or are you staring out the window at the line of the Sprinkles fucking cupcake store?
Ari: Dana owes me.
Eric: You really think she would let you replace the director?
Ari: After what I did for her, she would let us double penetrate her if we wanted to!
Hot girls driving limos...I like that! Call it "Lim-hos!"
Turtle
Dana: You know, two days at our theme park in Sydney is quite a stress reliever!
Ari: Well, imagine three kids just fell off a roller coaster, and tense up!
