We will remember this - forever.

Sean

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• Added: March 02, 2015

Matt; Do you want me in your show?
Sean: We know she'll never go for it.
Matt: That's not what I asked -- do you want me in your show? Then why'd you make me read the f*cking thing?

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• Added: March 02, 2015

I think I'm just scared -- by how much I care about you.

Carol

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• Added: March 02, 2015

We're gonna crash!

Carol

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• Added: March 02, 2015

Helen: Are you a dog person?
Carol: Why, what did you order!?

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Matt: Anderson obviously! I feel like it was written for me!
Beverly: Not really.

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• Added: March 02, 2015

What am I supposed to say? "Less love please!?!"

Carol

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A key! After two weeks!?! It's too much! It's too fast!

Carol

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By the way, you know that I don't say it enough, but you're the prettiest girl in the room.

Matt

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• Added: March 02, 2015

Sean: Quick question, what is wrong with you!?! Sean: Quick question, what is wrong with you!?!

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• Added: March 02, 2015

If it's not about him, he couldn't care less.

Sean

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• Added: March 02, 2015

Beverly: Well, that’s a vagina.
Matt: Yeah, my kid did it!
Beverly: Ohh, even more disturbing!
Matt: Not the six year old! The eight year old!
Sean: How are you not in prison?

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• Added: March 02, 2015