Episodes Quotes
Carol: Oh you're gonna laugh!!
Beverly: I don't.
Beverly: We're meeting in rubbish!
Carol: Ohhh, when did we get so fancy?!
Yeah, it was me, Able Lincoln, and some guys from the bible!
Matt
I swear on my little swastika tattoo, that this is nothing personal.
Helen
Merc: There's no way that cocksucker is hosting my show!
Helen: Really? See, I though you wanted to get on the air.
Sean: In school they would say, I could turn a woman gay.
Beverly: I'm glad you're having fun with this.
Well it's not like I'm a squirrel crossing the highway!
Beverly
We will remember this - forever.
Sean
Matt; Do you want me in your show?
Sean: We know she'll never go for it.
Matt: That's not what I asked -- do you want me in your show? Then why'd you make me read the f*cking thing?
I think I'm just scared -- by how much I care about you.
Carol
We're gonna crash!
Carol
Helen: Are you a dog person?
Carol: Why, what did you order!?
