Episodes Quotes
Matt: Anderson obviously! I feel like it was written for me!
Beverly: Not really.
What am I supposed to say? "Less love please!?!"
Carol
A key! After two weeks!?! It's too much! It's too fast!
Carol
By the way, you know that I don't say it enough, but you're the prettiest girl in the room.
Matt
Sean: I would like, just for once, for you to be interested in something that's important to me!
Matt: Should't we be sleeping together to be having this conversation?
Sean: Quick question, what is wrong with you!?! Sean: Quick question, what is wrong with you!?!
If it's not about him, he couldn't care less.
Sean
Beverly: Well, that’s a vagina.
Matt: Yeah, my kid did it!
Beverly: Ohh, even more disturbing!
Matt: Not the six year old! The eight year old!
Sean: How are you not in prison?
Matt: But she's so tight, it's like getting one of the Garfield things off your car window --
Sean: Vivid.
Matt: Did I ever tell you my dad was in Korea?
Sean: Oh wow!
Matt: Oh, not the war — the country.
Just tell her she’ll be fine, and imagine that there’s a soundtrack.
Mr. LeBlanc
It’s like playing chess with Death, if Death were cranky.
Sean
