Henry: The experiments are unorthodoxed.
Jack: Lab-rat Carter at your service, count me in

That does explain why I haven't pee'ed in a while.


Zane: Still here!
Henry: Never happier to be wrong.

Jack: You call that 5 minutes?
Andy: 4 mins 32 seconds actually, I bet time crawls by when your sinking to your doom.
Jack: mmmmm fair point, why don't we get me out of the quicksand then!

Is it just me, or are you getting a crazy sense of déjà vu.


Jo: Playing dumb just makes it worst.
Jack: Playing dumb? I AM dumb.

Henry: It looks like a liquid nitrogen valve ruptured causing a BLEVE
Jack: Is that French for "Blizzard"

Zane: Is there anything else you want to yell me about?
Jo: No, I'm good for now, maybe over dinner.

Fargo: My Office dropped into the bunker.
Larry: Evacuation protocols kicked in early.
Jack: Bad time for premature evacuation.

Allison: I need you to stay perfectly still and no talking unless I tell you too.
Jack: Ok, no moving around while your tooling around in my brain; fair, that's fair.

Allison: Zane, are you alright?
Zane: [In Jack's body] No! Do I look alright? I'm half scarecrow, half Andy Griffith!

Zane: If you're at my place, then you're in my body.
Jack: Yep! You went a little nuts with the hair trimmer don't ya think?

Eureka Quotes

Carter: You sure this is not some sort of science-geek-ren-faire thing?
Allison: Well, either we are both having the same delusion or we are really stuck in 1947.

Carter: What does a nanny have that I don't?
Allison: A PhD in early childhood development with an emphasis on organic nutrition.