Allison: The point is, black holes in Eureka.... BAD.
Jack: See! That I get!

Jo, you hate jobs like this. Have you met you?!

Jack

We didn't do anything, your little deathray nearly killed Faux-bama

Jack

Jo: We have to assume this was an assassination attempt.
Jack: Or that this is Eureka and laser things happen all the time.

Dr Fargo, are you suggesting we join the billion-mile high club?

Holly

Jack: I've always been a "leap blindly" kind of guy
Allison: Really, like the 4 years it took you to ask me out?

Holy crap bat-man

Jack

Zane: I never thought we would get here.
Jo: I guess you never know where the day will take you.

Andy: Kind of funny me being here on Titan
Jo: Funny how?
Andy: You wake up in the morning, and you never know where the day will take you.

Taggart: My bio-contaminate crate was Xylene based.
Jack: So they crapped their way out?

Parrish: I didn't do anything to his stupid cow. Know how I know? Because cows don't melt!
Jack: [looking at melting car] How about Jeeps? Do they melt?

Holly: The first person should be a woman.
Fargo: You're playing the girl card?
Holly: You guys got the moon, we should get Titan. It's even steven!

Eureka Season 4 Quotes

Carter: You sure this is not some sort of science-geek-ren-faire thing?
Allison: Well, either we are both having the same delusion or we are really stuck in 1947.

Carter: What does a nanny have that I don't?
Allison: A PhD in early childhood development with an emphasis on organic nutrition.