Evil Season 2 Episode 13: "C Is for Cannibal" Quotes
It's OK. Whatever it is, God forgives.David
Kristen: Earlier tonight, I was on my way to kill him.
David: No you weren't. [Kristen uncovers the pickax]
Kristen: Can you hear confessions, David, right after you're ordained?
David: I can. Do you have something to confess?
Sister Andrea: This is a map of 60 demonic houses. All houses of Satan going back 60 decades.
Sister Andrea: They're like family crests, and each house needs to ensure its line of succession before the master of one house dies, he must guarantee a successor.
David: How does he or she do that?
Sister Andrea: He needs to be consumed, eaten.
Sister Andrea: This is from last week.
David: What was that?
Sister Andrea: A tail.
David: Oh my God. Why am I doing this? I wanted things to be normal! This is crazy!
Sister Andrea: No, David. Normal life is crazy. This is how things really are! [David grabs the booze and leaves]
Ben: Tell me, how do you plan to handle this whole celibacy thing?
David: [chuckles] Delicately. [sexual vision]
Renee: Can I ask you something, David? Are you doing this for yourself or for my sister?
Renee: Make sure you're doing it for yourself, only for yourself. The life is too hard.