I signed up for a serial killer, not a mass-murdering play-guy who wants to blow up my club. You said everything would be okay. This is so not okay.

Sophia

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• Added: February 10, 2015

I'll do it under one condition. Not so much as a stitch of polyester walks through that door.

Sophia

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• Added: February 10, 2015

Tommy: You said the woman had an annoying laugh.
Connor: Newsflash, that's called being from New Jersey.

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• Added: February 10, 2015

My date turned into a threeway with a madman.

Connor

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