Eye Candy Quotes
Dr. Wells: Is she good? Better than you?
Tommy: Some of the time.
I signed up for a serial killer, not a mass-murdering play-guy who wants to blow up my club. You said everything would be okay. This is so not okay.
Sophia
I'll do it under one condition. Not so much as a stitch of polyester walks through that door.
Sophia
Tommy: You said the woman had an annoying laugh.
Connor: Newsflash, that's called being from New Jersey.
My date turned into a threeway with a madman.
Connor
You got a boyfriend? Yeah, I'm taken too. It'll never work. Sorry. No means no, ladies.
George
The internet's a place where you can create an illusion, show people only what you want them to see.
Lindy
He's excising the lie, the imperfection from each victim.
Lindy
My Perficio
Lindy
You're humming Beethoven's Fifth. You only do that when you're trying not to gossip.
Connor
I'm sorry, but my sparkle is under protective custody until Lindy figures out her psycho situation.
Sophia
It's a croissant. It's French for donut.
Sophia
