What is the big deal about two divorced people having sex?


Courage is an angel that makes the difference between a good life and a great life.


I guess if you're going to hide out somewhere all you need is a nice lawn and a convenient Costco.


The mediator's pretty when she's not talking.


She is a hand grenade in a Holly Hobbie dress.


You just look and sound so sweet but you're not are you? Like bees in the shape of a donut.


Kate: What ends badly?
Leo: Potentially all of this.

Is this a mind wipe? Is this where I forget that Kate stood you up for dinner and you showed up to my place looking all crazy eyed and desperate?


When I am the most mature person in a conversation we are in big trouble.


Lauren: It was a $50,000 painting.
Justin: For a buffalo?
Lauren: Bison.

I didn't realize I'd be negotiating with a tornado.


This is not some penny ante suit that I'm kicking to you so I can spend a day at the track.


Fairly Legal Quotes

Kate: She's a bit obsessive, our step-mother. Don't you think?
Spencer: That's what Dad loved about her.
Kate: I thought that was her ass.
Spencer: There's that too.

We most definitely have a deal. There is no sex ever. And when we do have sex there is no spending the night.