Love is a powerful compass.

Joe

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• Added: March 13, 2016

We can make this work, like couples who meet on Craig's List.

Brian

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• Added: March 13, 2016

Oh, Brian's a complete dick, we all know that, but I think we're losing sight of the point that Bonnie's a weird slut who's always letting you know she's open for business.

Quagmire

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• Added: March 13, 2016

I'm a bigger scumbag than Spock.

Brian

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• Added: March 13, 2016

Here, we brought you guys an orchid from Trader Joe's, because we don't know or care about any of your interests.

Peter

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• Added: March 13, 2016