Peter: Guys, am I the only one who thinks its weird talking about Bonnie cheating on Joe in front of their baby?
Suzie: (Thinking in Patrick Stewart's voice) I think we can all benefit from a little strange every now and then. I know I will.

Kevin: Mom, it's my birthday, and you invited your friends!
Bonnie: All yours are dead!

He used his stinky French wiener to defile her.

Peter

Secrets are what keep a marriage fresh.

Peter

Well, now I've seen Woodrow Wilson naked.

Stewie

Joe: It feels good to know that thanks to me and my colleagues, a lot fewer people will be injecting cocaine into their penises tonight.
Peter: Is that a thing?
Quagmire: It's a great thing.

That's right, Joyce, apparently there were over 100 kilos of cocaine right here in Quahog. And yet my guy can't get dick.

Tom Tucker

Family Guy Season 10 Episode 23 Quotes

He used his stinky French wiener to defile her.

Peter

Joe: It feels good to know that thanks to me and my colleagues, a lot fewer people will be injecting cocaine into their penises tonight.
Peter: Is that a thing?
Quagmire: It's a great thing.