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Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXFamily Guy Season 14 Episode 6: "Peter's Sister" Quotes
I love putting my hands down my pants when I'm on drugs.
Cleveland
And once again a Heavy Flow has ruined another lady's evening.
Wrestling Announcer
The only way to settle a family dispute is in the cage.
Meg: Trust me, I know more about getting bullied than anyone.
Peter: You do? How?
Can't you just go out there and pretend to have a good time?
Lois
Oh, my God! His chin does kinda look like nuts!
Quagmire
Karen Griffin: I'm just joshing, kid. Auntie's not a biscuit bumper.
Meg: I'm not either.
You're like all the worst parts of a girlfriend.
Brian
There's nothing worse than grocery shopping the day before Thanksgiving.
Lois
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