I love putting my hands down my pants when I'm on drugs.

Cleveland

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• Added: November 15, 2015

And once again a Heavy Flow has ruined another lady's evening.

Wrestling Announcer

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• Added: November 15, 2015

The only way to settle a family dispute is in the cage.

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• Added: November 15, 2015

Meg: Trust me, I know more about getting bullied than anyone.
Peter: You do? How?

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• Added: November 15, 2015

Can't you just go out there and pretend to have a good time?

Lois

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• Added: November 15, 2015

Oh, my God! His chin does kinda look like nuts!

Quagmire

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• Added: November 15, 2015

Karen Griffin: I'm just joshing, kid. Auntie's not a biscuit bumper.
Meg: I'm not either.

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• Added: November 15, 2015

You're like all the worst parts of a girlfriend.

Brian

• Permalink: You're like all the worst parts of a girlfriend.
• Added: November 15, 2015

There's nothing worse than grocery shopping the day before Thanksgiving.

Lois

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• Added: November 15, 2015