I'm off to get you a job, a girlfriend, and onto the road less scummy.

Stewie

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What the hell have you been complaining about?

Stewie

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Stewie, I'm in Chris' body. I'm dragging 250 pounds of lard up a ladder.

Brian

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Brian: There was a time, not to long ago, when people would talk with each other.
Peter: Yeah, the bad time. The sucky ages.
Brian: Our society is doomed. People and technology are a bad match. Just like moms and Radiohead.

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• Added: April 29, 2018