Before you read that, you need to know one thing. I'm the one who's been throwing out your beige bras. Guys don't like beige bras.

Peter

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Peter: Gretchen? Wow. You look great.
Gretchen: Yeah. I didn't have kids, so.

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Hey, it's Stewie. All I know about cars is what my mom does.

Stewie

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Grab that letter opener over there. I'm going to show you why you should never mail cash.

Cleveland

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Peter: Is that the one where they make his dress in little shorts and hats like the guy from AC/DC?
Brian: Yeah. Why does he wear that outfit?
Peter: 'Cuz he rocks!

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• Added: April 17, 2016

I'd be happy to get you an interview. And as a white woman, you'd be the minority here. Unless you're an alcoholic.

Cleveland

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