Wow, Chicago--the San Francisco treat.

Peter

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I hate to sound like every woman ever, but I'm depressed.

Peter

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Nothing like a day at the park, surrounded by overcompensating divorced dads.

Stewie

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Peter: I had an affair and I think we should talk about it.
Lois: Peter, jamming yourself into a grapefruit is not an affair.

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• Added: April 13, 2014

Peter: Fresh air is bad for a kid. Look at Michael J. Fox.
Lois: What?
Peter: I don't know.

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