Family Guy
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXFamily Guy Season 14 Episode 14: "Underage Peter" Quotes
Don't you understand what drinking means to us workin' stiffs? It helps us forget about our day and tell our children we love them with a straight face.
We want that drinkin' law gone, and everybody knows the best way to get any law struck down is to get the gays angry about it.
I'm not the smartest man in the world, but I can always look back on my life and say I went for it.
Yeah. Now I'm gonna stick my raw pasta in ya.
Sitting here all sober is more boring than watching a pot boil.
Getting alcohol when you're underage isn't as easy as Obama's daughters make it look.
If there's one thing the new drinking age has done, it's to let us know that women tell terrible stories.
Tom Tucker
What do people do who don't drink?
I can get people to pay me 10 bucks just for doing stupid stuff?
Oh, yeah. Black guys put hot sauce on everything on account most of us have been pepper-sprayed by the time we're two.
Cleveland
