You're dad doesn't wear this Dickie anymore? That's crazy. Why would anyone get rid of a perfectly good Dickie?


You want the media to go away? Just mention black on black crime.


I'm just saying. It's no surprise that justice isn't colorblind.


I don't think it's lost on any of us that the laws are writte on white paper.


Don't worry, Mr. Griffin. You're every bit as sympathetic as this chubby-cheeked coco angel.

Peter's Lawyer

Joe: Public opinion has shifted, and the boys upstairs said they can no longer ignore it.
Peter: Who the hell are the boys upstairs?

Lois, I am an unelected vigilante and take my job very seriously.


You don't have to win to have fun.


See, we're all terrible people inside.


Peter, face it. Without Quagmire, we're boring.


You want me to be the one who says "Giggity" now?


Peter's a good friend. Not like Cleveland.


Family Guy Quotes

This family believes in the Easter bunny. He died for our sins in that helicopter crash


Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley