Family Guy Quotes
You're dad doesn't wear this Dickie anymore? That's crazy. Why would anyone get rid of a perfectly good Dickie?Joe
You want the media to go away? Just mention black on black crime.Cleveland
I'm just saying. It's no surprise that justice isn't colorblind.Brian
I don't think it's lost on any of us that the laws are writte on white paper.Brian
Don't worry, Mr. Griffin. You're every bit as sympathetic as this chubby-cheeked coco angel.Peter's Lawyer
Joe: Public opinion has shifted, and the boys upstairs said they can no longer ignore it.
Peter: Who the hell are the boys upstairs?
Lois, I am an unelected vigilante and take my job very seriously.Peter
You don't have to win to have fun.Joe
See, we're all terrible people inside.Lois
Peter, face it. Without Quagmire, we're boring.Joe
You want me to be the one who says "Giggity" now?Joe
Peter's a good friend. Not like Cleveland.Quagmire