Family Guy
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXFamily Guy Season 10 Quotes
Meg: "Hey, when you get sexually abused in a coma, do you know it's happening and can't do anything about it, or do you just not know what's going on?"
Quagmire: "I also am curious about that."
"Hey Joe, what's your favorite preparation of a tomato? Is it "son died" tomato?"
Peter
Bonnie: "This food is so f*cking good Lois."
Lois: "Oh ok...wow."
"Oh this looks fantastic. I can't wait to poop this out."
Peter
"Well, laundrium insertum!"
Lois
Like my spirit could go up inside your energy.
Ryan Reynolds
Peter: Eddie Izard would be very discreet.
Quagmire: Well, there's your answer.
Joe: Oh my god, he must have hung himself during auto-erotic asphyxiation!
Peter: While watching clown porn!
Lois:Oh my god, not that guy. Isn't he the one that beats her?
Peter: Yea, but she's gotten a LOT better.
Omg, everyone's already tweeting "Stewie Just Said That."
Stewie
Lesbians and deaf women wear the same clothes.
Brian
You know I'm still young enough that you can drop me off at the fire station, no questions asked.
Stewie
