What do you mean I'm broke? What about all that money I sent to the Gayman Islands? They did what with it? No I don't want it back!

Peter

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• Added: September 26, 2011

Yes, it's nice to eat in a sea of white faces, isn't it?

Stewie

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• Added: September 26, 2011

Lois: Is it a blood diamond?
Peter: Only the bloodiest.

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• Added: September 26, 2011

Yeah, I had a giant mobile put in the sky so I can sleep wherever I want.

Stewie

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• Added: September 26, 2011

Well, sorry doesn't show me nipples worth seeing!

Peter

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• Added: September 26, 2011

No! Anna Paquin boob does not count as real boob! That's like looking at a 12-year-old boy.

Peter

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• Added: September 26, 2011

I just bought a giant room full of gold coins that I'm going to dive into like Scrooge McDuck.

Peter

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• Added: September 26, 2011

You want to have it down at the bank where the Jewish guys can leer at it?

Peter

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• Added: September 26, 2011

We won! I'm getting a penis butler!

Peter

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• Added: September 26, 2011