Family Guy
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXFamily Guy Season 9 Quotes
Brian: Uh no... uh I'm going to meet Jenny's cats.
Peter: What are you talking about? You hate cats.
Brian (gritting his teeth): I'm... going... to... meet... her cats...
Alcoholics... transform!
Peter
She slams us against the monkey bars but none of us have the language skills to call her on it.
Stewie
I see you have something new going on this week but there's a new teacher in pre-school who deactivates the camera and hits us.
Stewie
Tina Fey: I'm better than Jesus!
Lois: Yes, Tina Fey, you're better than Jesus.
Who did Jesus hang around? Mary Magdalene. Who was she? A
Lois
prostitute. Which means if they had cameras back then, I bet she
would've done a porno.
What does it matter what those people in church think? Most of
Peter
them are just random background people we never seen before anyways.
Half of them don't even move. The other half just blink.
Meg [to Chris]: Yea Griffin! Your mom's gross and nasty!
Chris to Meg: Yea suck it! You're a whore daughter!
Good lord! Am I a... porn baby?!
Stewie
I think there was actually more wind back then.
Lois
Oh my god! I thought we were friends! The kind of really good
Lois
friends that communicate with each other poorly through Facebook!
No, you're a lady bigshot... like Miss Piggy!
Lois
