You ever try to make an iPod?

Santa

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• Added: December 13, 2010

Oh interesting, interesting theory Brian. Are you going to tell me Elmo isn't real? Are you going to tell me Spongebob isn't real? And Curious George?

Stewie

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• Added: December 13, 2010

Pooh: Why do you have such a negative attitude?
Eeyore: Because I've got a nail in my ass.

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No one vomits at the North Pole, except for Santa's wife, because she has an eating disorder!

Stewie

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Stewie: Brian, why does the North Pole have black teenagers?
Brian: Um, uh, from Katrina?

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Santa, now we've got a slight problem here because I've been rather naughty. But you're a business man, I'm a business man, I'm sure we (starts flicking dollar bills) can work something out.

Stewie

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I want a pet animal that's half chinchilla and half mink because I could call it "Chink" and that would be ok.

Peter

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• Added: December 13, 2010

Brian: What the hell is your problem Zsa Zsa?
Arianna Huffington: What is yours, Snoopy?

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• Added: November 22, 2010

You have to do some of the work yourself. That's why there are 50 blank pages.

Brian

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• Added: November 22, 2010

Bill Maher: Help is such a strong word. How does this help people with cancer or in Darfur?
Brian: Well it's not really for that. It's for like, if you want a car or something.

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• Added: November 22, 2010

If you want to be in black and white, black and white's gotta be in you.

Penguin

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• Added: November 22, 2010

Wish it, Want it, Do it. Am I pronouncing that correctly?

Tom Tucker

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• Added: November 22, 2010