Fantasy Island
Mondays 9:00 PM on FOXFantasy Island Season 2 Episode 5: "The Urn" Quotes
Segundo: How do you feel, Elena?
Roarke: Like I’ve been pushed to the center of a stage, and nobody has told me what the play is.
Ross: The plane wouldn’t do what I told it to do!
Frank: Oh, well, why didn’t you use that condescending tone that works so well for you on the ground?
Ross: Do either of you have a better idea?
Frank: No! But I can still hate it because you came up with it.
Ross: You know what, Frank? You don’t want to follow my lead anymore? That’s fine. I officially resign from being in charge.
Frank: You can’t resign from it because we never hired you. All our lives, you’ve been putting yourself in charge. We haven’t asked you to do that once.
Bridge: When Mom got sick, you left us to handle everything. You came home two days before she died.
Ross: And you’re one to talk. You’re off the grid for what, two years? What was the name of that commune?
Bridge: It was a utopian community and its name was Bite Me, You Self-Righteous Douche-Canoe.
Arguments come and go, but love doesn’t.
Joy
Ross: Oh, Frank. I think you broke my nose.
Frank: Nose? Try my knuckles. Your head is like a rock.
Frank: Hey, where are you going?
Bridge: To get away from you two.
Ross: Wait! No, no, no, wait. We gotta be miserable together!
Roarke: Now tell me what do you feel exactly. And don’t say irritated.
Joy: I guess I do feel powerful. Fierce.
Roarke: Yes, I can see that. What else?
Joy: Maybe a little triumphant?
Roarke: You are. In other words?
Joy: Joy. I’m Joy of the Jungle.
