Lou: Visitors?
Stranger: From above. Some say they take you to their ship and probe you in places you don't want to mention. I believe their purposes are more benevolent. As the caretaker to the zoo. When strange happenings occur, they are near.
Lou: Strange happenings, huh? I wondered what was causing that.

Mike: So, where'd you say you saw old Skip?
Lou: At your mother's house. I think going in the back door.
Mike: [to the Kitchen brothers] I like him. [to Lou] I like you.

Lou: Say, you wouldn't by any chance be Mike Milligan and the Kitchen brothers, would ya?
Mike: You make us sound like a prog-rock band. "Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Mike Milligan and the Kitchen brothers."

Am I the only one here who's clear on the concept of law enforcement?

Lou

Bear: Know thyself?
Dodd: What are you on about?
Bear: It's in the Bible.

Yeah, I'm inclined to agree with Peggy. It's not like you're gonna just drive home with a Gerhardt in your windshield and, y'know, start supper.

Hank

Peggy: My cousin had a melanoma. Didn't lose a single hair. Lost her eyebrows though.
Betsy: Now that'd be a horror show.

That's when the son, Otto, he takes over, which is like "The good news is World War I is over, the bad news is say hello to Adolf Hitler."

Ben Schmidt

Lou: Got the prints back on the gun, just before. Rye Gerhardt. [off Ben's look] That bad, huh?
Ben: I'm not saying your life would be easier if it was your own prints on the gun, but that's the lines along which you should be thinkin'.

[about Otto] He's still the same lion inside.

Floyd

Peggy's boss: The word 'we' is a castle, hun, with a moat and a drawbridge. And you know what gets locked up in castles?
Peggy: Dragons?
Peggy's boss: Princesses. Don't be a prisoner of 'we.'

After WWII, we went six years without a murder here. Six years. These days... well, sometimes I wonder if you boys didn't bring that war home with you.

Hank

Fargo Quotes

Chief: Aww. Heck. It's Sam Hess.
Cop: Who owns the trucking company?
Chief: With the two boys both dumb as a dog's foot

Lorne: Just one word: Yes or No?