In the beginning, we swam, then we crawled, then walked, then ran. And now...

Paul Moran

Gloria: I'm here, right? You see me?
Donny: Is that a trick question?

He doesn't want the stamp, pal. He wants your life.


Emmit: You think maybe it's... I don't even want to say it out loud.
Sy: Slave girls?
Emmit: What?! No! I was gonna say drugs! You think it's slave girls?!

Gloria: They glued his nose and mouth shut. Are we thinking cause of death is somehow a cliffhanger?
Donny: Guess not.

Did I tell you what I like about this place? Minnesota. It's so perfectly, sublimely bland, isn't it?

VM Varga

Feminine hygiene, deployed as a weapon?


Besides, you said yourself, he messed up, your man. Killed some random geriatric in the sticks who happened to have the surname, so even if they wanted to solve it, the police, what possible solve is there besides unfathomable pinheadery?


Emmit: We should drive over there, take a look.
Sy: Or — and this is the other way to go — not.

We are not here to tell stories, we are here to tell the truth.

East Berlin Official

Robbing your own brother. That’s just low.


Ray: You need a ring. This is our time.
Nikki: That is so romantic.
Maurice: That is so sweet.

Fargo Quotes

Chief: Aww. Heck. It's Sam Hess.
Cop: Who owns the trucking company?
Chief: With the two boys both dumb as a dog's foot

Lorne: Just one word: Yes or No?