Finding Carter Season 2 Episode 5: "Wake Up Call" Quotes
Because from where I'm standing only one of us is pulling for this marriage to work and it's me.
David
David: If you want to see other people, just say so.
Liz: I'm not the one with a date in the other room!
Here's a question. How come everything you hear off of every Tarot reader is positive? Is all the energy off of every person who comes in her positive, or do you like have to hide the bad news?
Carter
Bird: Relax, OK, just bought out the bumper cars for the next couple hours.
Max: But where did you even get the money for that.
Bird: I squeezed a little extra out of my grandparents!
Max: OK, but what about our bills? We need that money to eat and live. We're gonna be on the streets.
Bird: Oh my God. It only cost a few hundred bucks! Why do you have to be so dramatic?
Max: Why do you have to think you won't have any friends unless you buy them?
