Saffron, you even think about playin' me again, I will riddle you with holes.

Mal

Wash: Captain, don't you know kissing girls makes you sleepy?
Mal: Sometimes I just can't help myself.

See, Vera? You dress yourself up, then you get taken out somewhere fun.

Jayne

Okay! Everybody NOT talking about sex, in here. Everyone else, elsewhere!

Wash

But she was naked! And all...articulate!

Mal

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.

Jayne

Oh do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not married, not *madly* in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinky.

Wash

Oh, I'm going to the special hell.

Mal

Well my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

Mal

Mal: She has a name.
Jayne: So does this! I call it Vera.

Six men came to kill me one time and the best of them carried this. It's a Callahan fullbore autolock, customized trigger and double cartridge thorough-gauge. It's my very favorite gun.

Jayne

Mal: Maybe we're soulmates.
Inara: Yes. Great. I wish you hundreds of fat children

Firefly Season 1 Episode 6 Quotes

See, Vera? You dress yourself up, then you get taken out somewhere fun.

Jayne

Jayne: If I could make you prettier, I would!
Mal: You are not the man I married a year ago