Firefly Season 1 Episode 6: "Our Mrs Reynolds" Quotes
Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?
Zol
If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
Book
Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!
Mal
Mal: I didn't ever marry you!
Book: I believe you did, last night.
Mal: How drunk was I last night?
All I got was that dumbass stick that sounds like it is raining. How come you got a wife?
Jayne
You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I am a mystery
Mal
If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.
Mal
You been bird-doggin' this township awhile now, they wouldn't mind a corpse of you.
Mal
Jayne: If I could make you prettier, I would!
Mal: You are not the man I married a year ago
Jayne: I married me a powerful ugly creature.
Mal: How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?
