Mal: You're supposed to make me look respectable.
Kaylee: Yes sir, Captain Tight-pants.

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'Course, you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle. I got my hands on a couple.

Badger

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Badger: Won't deal with me direct. He's taken an irrational dislike.
Jayne: What happened, he see your face

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Badger: Thought we might have a bit of a sit-down.
Mal: Prefer a bit of a "piss off."

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What you gonna do in that rig? Flounce around the engine room? Be like a sheep walkin' on its hind legs.

Mal

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The key seems to be handing Jayne a heavy stick and then standing back.

Inara

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