Zoe: Sir, I need you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.
Wash: Work, work...

Zoe: She still has the advantage over us.
Mal: Everyone always does. That's what makes us special.

Simon: What happens if they board us?
Zoe: If they take our ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh and sew our skins into their clothing. And if we're very, very luck, they'll do it in that order.

Zoe: Ever heard of Reavers?
Simon: Campfire stories - men gone savage at the edge of space.
Zoe: They're not stories.

Lawrence: Okay, I can see you're not an idiot.
Jayne: Wish I could say the same, Lawrence, but this is disappointing as hell.

Mal: You're only going to scare him.
Jayne: Pain is scary.

Mal: I gotta know how close the Alliance is, exactly how much you told them before Wash scrambled your call. So I've given Jayne here the job of finding out.
Jayne: He was non-specific as to how.

Firefly Quotes

Mal: You're only going to scare him.
Jayne: Pain is scary.

Mal: I gotta know how close the Alliance is, exactly how much you told them before Wash scrambled your call. So I've given Jayne here the job of finding out.
Jayne: He was non-specific as to how.