Well my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.Mal
Mal: She has a name.
Jayne: So does this! I call it Vera.
Six men came to kill me one time and the best of them carried this. It's a Callahan fullbore autolock, customized trigger and double cartridge thorough-gauge. It's my very favorite gun.Jayne
Mal: Maybe we're soulmates.
Inara: Yes. Great. I wish you hundreds of fat children
Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?Zol
If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.Book
Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!Mal
Mal: I didn't ever marry you!
Book: I believe you did, last night.
Mal: How drunk was I last night?
All I got was that dumbass stick that sounds like it is raining. How come you got a wife?Jayne
You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I am a mysteryMal
If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.Mal
You been bird-doggin' this township awhile now, they wouldn't mind a corpse of you.Mal