Well my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.


Mal: She has a name.
Jayne: So does this! I call it Vera.

Six men came to kill me one time and the best of them carried this. It's a Callahan fullbore autolock, customized trigger and double cartridge thorough-gauge. It's my very favorite gun.


Mal: Maybe we're soulmates.
Inara: Yes. Great. I wish you hundreds of fat children

Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?


If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.


Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!


Mal: I didn't ever marry you!
Book: I believe you did, last night.
Mal: How drunk was I last night?

All I got was that dumbass stick that sounds like it is raining. How come you got a wife?


You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I am a mystery


If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.


You been bird-doggin' this township awhile now, they wouldn't mind a corpse of you.


Firefly Quotes

Mal: You're only going to scare him.
Jayne: Pain is scary.

Mal: I gotta know how close the Alliance is, exactly how much you told them before Wash scrambled your call. So I've given Jayne here the job of finding out.
Jayne: He was non-specific as to how.