Men have had their minds blown over women since Eve bit Adam's apple.

Peter

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We had sex in the Ripley's Believe It or Not museum. Since when do you play it safe?

Ellen

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• Added: August 27, 2014

Jared: He's not her type.
Peter: Oh yeah because she couldn't be interested in a fitness freak who gives happy endings for a living.

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• Added: August 27, 2014

I didn't join this firm to defend potheads and perverts.

Ellen

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Jared: Stealing a wave.
Peter: That's just unCalifornian.

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• Added: August 27, 2014