Fresh Off the Boat
Fridays 8:30 PM on ABCFresh Off the Boat Season 6 Quotes
I give you three of vacation days a year, that's pretty easy. And I'm easy on the eyes! That's two easies.
Louis
Fun-fact, I'm good at everything I do.
Jessica
And I don't meet the age and height requirements for elf duty, which feels backward, but hey, rules are rules.
Evan
I mean look at this calligraphy. It could have come straight from the Vatican.
Jessica
Jessica: Don't worry Louis, money isn't everything.
Emery: Acting?
Jessica: Acting.
Honestly Mom, I'm surprised you're not more on board with acting. It's basically manipulation.
Emery
I have a photographic tongue. I remember every taste.
Eddie
The Wheel takes physical skill, Millionaire is just knowing lots of stuff.
Jessica
Hey Jessica, brought you some baby food. Thought you might be hungry, but not want to chew.
Louis
Why are you all dressed like European hobos?
Jessica
Honey: I lost a Ricola in my hair a week ago.
Louis: I saw it fall out yesterday.
At the end of the day children are like silverware. You don't have to clean them that well, just get the food off.
Honey
