Friends Season 1 Episode 1: "The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate" Quotes
Monica: (About Rachel) Joey, please don't hit on her. It's her wedding day.
Joey: What, like there's a rule or something?
Monica: I can't stop smiling.
Rachel: I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.
Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth, and tied it around my neck...
Chandler: Cookie?
Ooh... I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.
Phoebe
And that's when it hit me-- how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Ya know, I mean, I always knew he looked familiar, but...
Rachel
Wait! Does he eat chalk? Just 'cause I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl.
Phoebe
Ross: I'll be fine. Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.
Monica: No, you don't.
Ross: No, I don't. To hell with her. She left me!
