Friends Season 1 Episode 20: "The One with the Evil Orthodontist" Quotes
(To Rachel) You're like my best friend in the world, except for maybe Lori Schafer, who I don't talk to anymore because she's all bitter now that she lost the weight and it turns out she doesn't have a pretty face.
Mindy
Phoebe: Why didn't you leave a message?
Chandler: Because last time I left a spontaneous message, I ended up using the phrase "yes indeedy-o."
Chandler: I got her machine.
Joey: Her answering machine?
Chandler: No, interestingly enough her leaf-blower picked up...
Ross: (Doing a crossword puzzle) Four-letter word, circle or hoop.
Chandler: (To the phone) Ring, damn it, ring!
Ross: Thank you.
I feel violated ... and not in a good way.
Chandler
Monica: Isn't this the same Barry you left at the altar?
Joey: Duh, where have you been?
Phoebe: Stop being so testosteroney!
Chandler: Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat.
Chandler: I can't believe you would actually say that! I would much rather be Mr. Peanut than Mr. Salty.
Joey: No way... Mr. Salty is a sailor, right? He's gotta be, like, the toughest snack there is.
Ross: I don't know. You don't wanna mess with corn nuts. They're crazy!
