Friends Quotes
Monica: You're so pathetic! Why can't you just accept it, we're winning because I'm better than you.
(Ross makes a "Yeah Right" sound)
Monica: Oh, what a great argument, exhaling!
You hear that! That is her truth, Mr. I'll-let-you-have-her! I win, you suck, I rule all, mini-wave in celebration of me!
Chandler
Rachel: I cannot believe you are trading me. You are gonna lose, and you're gonna ... lose, and ... (To Monica and Phoebe) C'mon help me out here, I've never done this before.
Phoebe: That's good, lose.
Rachel: Lose!
(Ross and Monica are struggling for the ball after they realized the game is still on) Guys! Guys! Come on! It's Thanksgiving, it's not important who wins or loses. The important thing is,(To Joey) the Dutch girl picked me! Me! Not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you, Amsterdam! Good night!
Chandler
Chandler: Hey Joey, where do Dutch people come from?
Joey: Uh... well the Pennsylvania Dutch come from Pennsylvania.
Chandler: And the other Dutch come from somewhere near the Netherlands right?
Joey: Nice try, see the Netherlands is this make believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from.
Monica: Hey, Rachel. You wanna put the marshmallows in concentric circles.
Rachel: No, Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this. (Rachel shoves a marshmallow up Monica's nose)
(About Margha) She picked me. Me! From now on I get the dates and you have to stay home on Saturday nights watching Ready, set, cook.
Chandler
Rachel: Do you wanna play football?
Ross: Um, Monica and I aren't supposed to play football.
Joey: Says who? Your mom?
Monica & Ross: ... Yeah.
Monica: Okay, looks like Ross and I are captains. Okay, so, um, I bunnied first so that means I get to pick first. Joey.
Joey: Thank you.
Rachel: Monica, I'm your best friend.
Ross: Sweetie, don't worry you'll get picked. Chandler.
Rachel: Ross!
Monica: Phoebe.
Ross: Sweetie, now I pick you.
Rachel: You don't pick me! You're stuck with me!
(In a sing-song voice) 42 to 21, like the turkey, Ross is done!
Monica
Monica: Huddle up.
Joey: All right, huddle up, right over here.
Phoebe: Wait for me! Wait for me! Wait for me! Oh cool, this is my first huddle.
Monica: Okay.
Phoebe: Okay, so what do you guys really think of Chandler?
Monica: Okay, Phoebe you know what you're doing right?
Phoebe: Yeah.
Monica: Okay, Joey's gonna catch it, and you and I are gonna block.
Phoebe: What's block?
Monica: Phoebe, I thought you said you know what you're doing?
Phoebe: I thought you meant in life.
Well, wait a minute though. How are we going to get there, because my mom won't let me cross the street?
Chandler
