Friends Season 2 Quotes
Ross: (About Russ) And it takes him like, I don't know, uh ... hello, like a week ... to get out a sentence.
Chandler: It's annoying, isn't it?
Ross: Uh, tch ... I know.
Joey: Well, I guess I could sleep with her. I mean, how could I do that?
Chandler: Well, I've got a pop-up book that told me everything I need to know.
Ross: Hey, Rach, you know what? I think I know what will make you feel better. How about you make a list about me.
Rachel: What? Forget it Ross, no. I am not gonna stand here and make a list of...
Ross: Come on Rachel.
Rachel: Okay, you're whiny, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know? You don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know? You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair.
(To Ross) For the sixteenth time, no... I do not think you're obsessive.
Monica
(To Monica, about fixing the knob) Oh, oh that's right, I forgot about your ability to fuse metal.
Ross
Ross: All right, all right, you know how you say I never seize the day? Well, all right, even though he's your super, I'm seizing. Mr. Treeger, here is fifty bucks, merry Christmas.
Mr. Treeger: Oh wow, I didn't get you anything. Here's five back.
Ross: No no, no, that, that's your Christmas tip, alright. Oh, hey, do you think there's a chance you could fix that radiator now?
Mr. Treeger: No can do, like I told the girl, I can't get a new knob until Thursday.
Monica: Ross.
Ross: Yeah.
Monica: Looks like he's playing baseball.
Ross: You mean hardball?
Monica: Whatever.
(To Ross) Nice seizing... gel boy.
Rachel
Phoebe: (Handing Chandler a piece of paper) Alright, here, you have to hold this.
Chandler: Okay. (Reading paper) Brake left, gas right?
Phoebe: Yeah, that's my cheat sheet.
Chandler: Where's my seat belt?
Phoebe: Oh, no, no, that side doesn't have one. The paramedics had to cut through it.
(Chandler jumps out the car and gets in the backseat)
Mr. Treeger: So, uh, is this mistletoe?
Rachel: Huh-huh, no.. no, uh, that, that is basil.
Mr. Treeger: Ah, if it was mistletoe, I was gonna kiss you.
Rachel: Yeah, no, it's still basil.
Hey, it's Funny's cousin, Not Funny!
Monica
Phoebe: A plate of brownies once told me a limerick.
Chandler: Pheebs, let me ask you something... Were... were these, uh, "funny" brownies?
Phoebe: Not especially. But you know what, I think they had pot in them!
Oh, Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his tree. Oh my God! You should see the size of his Christmas balls.
Phoebe
