Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex.

Fry

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• Added: May 27, 2011

Fry: Wow. Four identical castles.
Bender: Each one more identical than the last.

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Leela: They smell like burning Rhesus monkey.
Farnsworth: Really? I guess when you're around it all day you stop noticing.

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Leela: Where did you get that furniture and that tv?
Alkazar: Some guy was giving it out on the street corner last night - just like you, Leela!
Ratman: whoo hoo!

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Cyclops: The real tragedy is that our race ends with us.
Leela: It doesn't have to.
Cyclops: What do you mean?
Leela: You're a male, and I'm a female.
Cyclops: I'm still not following you.

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