Bender: And now a man who needs no introduction...
(long pause)
Bender (hissing): Fry, get up there!

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Professor Farnsworth: And this is my universal translator...unfortunately so far it only translates into an incomprehensible dead language.
Cubert: Hello.
Universal Translator: Bonjour.
Professor Farnsworth: Crazy gibberish!

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Cubert: Why do I have to be the hump?
Fry: 'Cause you're to ugly to be a wart.

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Now I'm not saying Professor Farnsworth is old, but if you consider his age he's likely to die soon.

Zoidberg

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Good news, everyone! The university is bringing me up on disciplinary charges! Wait, that's not good news at all.

Farnsworth

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Leela: He trusted me with his ship. He wouldn't trust the rest of you from his dentures.
Amy: (with Farnsworth's dentures in her mouth) Yes he would.

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