Futurama Season 2 Episode 6: "Brannigan, Begin Again" Quotes
Zapp: So, do I have your loyalty, men?
Bender: To the ends of the universe.
Fry: Ten hundred percent!
Zapp: That's not nearly loyal enough. I order you to sit around and drink beer until you're as loyal as Kif here.
Bender: Yes, sir, sir!
Kif: Um, may I have a beer, sir?
Zapp: No. You're loyal enough already.
Kif: What shall I do with your civilian clothes, sir?
Zapp: Take them to the laundry-brig.
Leela: You really don't want me to be captain anymore?
Bender: You got it, genius.
Leela: But, didn't I do a good job?
Fry: You were mean and you yelled and you made us do all that work.
Leela: Sometimes a captain needs to do those things. Besides I, I thought we were friends.
Fry: Yeah, well, you shouldn't have been such a mean captain then.
Zapp: Throw her in the brig.
Fry: We don't have a brig.
Zapp: Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig".
Zapp: Y'know, boys, a good captain needs many skills, such as boldness, daring and a velour uniform. And I'm not convinced Leela has any of those things.
Fry: Ah, Leela's not that bad. I just wish she didn't make us work so much.
Zapp: Back when I was captain all I asked from my men was their complete loyalty. If I had that, then for all I cared they could sit around the whole day drinking beer in their underpants.
Bender: Beer?
Fry: Underpants?
Bender: This is all Leela's fault.
Fry: Yeah. If she had let us use the back-up dolly, we could have broken it, given up and gone home by now.
Kif: The point is, it's just so humiliating working for that man. Once, he actually ordered me to... shave his armpits while he was in the bathtub. So, I said-
Leela: Y'know, why don't we talk about something besides Zapp for a while?
Kif: Oh, alright. Um... well... how 'bout then, um... OK, well, there he was in the tub, right?
Bender: I'm Leela, get to work, neh, neh, neh.
Fry: I agree.
Zapp: Let me ask you a serious question, Leela: Does the company that made your bra make a girdle as well?
Leela: What the hell happened?
Bender: Some breaking occurred, the dolly was involved, that's about all we know.
Leela: I told you dumb apes not to overload it. Each of those pillows weighs 150lbs here.
Fry: Alright, don't get your panties in a knot. We'll just use the back-up dolly.
Bender: I'll start loading up the pillows.
Leela: I don't want any screw-ups. Use the hover-dolly and just deliver one pillow at a time.
Bender: Hey, here's an idea, let's deliver all the pillows at once.
Fry: Yeah!
Zapp: That's using the old noodle!
Don't worry Leela, one day we'll be able to look back on this and laugh. (Walks towards the door and laughs)
Bender
