Leela: Oh no! He's disabled the steering! We're gonna crash!
Bender: Leela, save me! And yourself, I guess. And my banjo! (looks around) And Fry!

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Alright ... This is the third hose-fight that's broken up today. And the second one using actual hoses!

Leela

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Zapp: Leela! I didn't know where else to turn. You are the only woman who ever loved me.
Leela: I never loved you.
Zapp: I mean physically.

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Neutral Official: Your neutralness, it's a beige alert.
Neutral Leader: If I don't survive, tell my wife: Hello.

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Zapp Brannigan: Just let me work for a little food. Perhaps I could paint a fence, or service you sexually, or mop the floors.
Leela: You don't know how to do any of those things.
Zapp Brannigan: Kif might!

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