Futurama Season 1 Episode 5: "Fear of a Bot Planet" Quotes
Leela: Try to stay with the crowd so no one notices how crummy you look.
Robot: Aww, that was uncalled for.
Leela: Come on, Fry! Walk like a robot.
Fry: I can't. I have to go to the bathroom.
Leela: Robots don't have bathrooms.
Fry: Oh, right. I wonder where they smoke in high school.
Robot Mayor: Anything in the trap?
Bender: Nothing. Today's active humans prefer a low-calorie bait.
Robot #1: I heard a human was draining coolant behind garbage can 738.
Robot #2: I heard they unscrew our lug nuts at night and eat them at their human brunches.
Leela: I'm sorry. My friend and I have to go and perform some mindless repetitive tasks.
Robot: Sounds like a romantic evening. I won't keep you.
Robot: Sir? Are you aware that you're leaking coolant at an alarming rate?... Lemme just patch you up with some hot resin.
Fry: I think the leak's stopping itself. Wait... Wait... Yeah, there we go. Wait... Yeah!
Robot: What sort of robot turns down a free blast of searing-hot resin?
Bender: Wait! What's that?
Robot Mayor: That's the old abandoned adult book store. Nothing in there except a few mouldy old shreds of robot pornography.
Bender: Hmm, sounds like a breeding ground for humans. I'd better check it out.
Well that makes 146,000 unsuccessful hunts in a row. But I've got a good feeling about tomorrow.
Robot Mayor
Bender: Many said I was too extreme when I first called for the annihilation of the human species, as well as some of the more cunning monkeys. But after living on Earth, I can tell you that I am, if anything, too merciful!
Fry: My God! He's become evil... I mean eviller!
Robot Mayor: Welcome to a very special human hunt! We have with us today a guest whose irrational hatred for humans makes me look like a human sympathiser!
(The robots in the crowd laugh.)
Robot Mayor: (continues) A newly-arrived refugee from Earth, let's hear it for... Bender!
Fry: It's him! He's OK!
Bender: Death to humans!
(The robots in the crowd cheer.)
Fry: Aww... It's good to hear his voice.
Fry: We've been looking for you. Last we heard you were under arrest as a human sympathiser.
Bender: I was. But they let me go when I told them I killed a million billion humans.
Guard-bot #1: Administer the test.
Guard-bot #2: Which of the following would you most prefer? A, a puppy; B, a pretty flower from your sweetie or; C, a large properly-formatted data file?
Guard-bot #1: Choose!
Fry: Is the puppy mechanical in any way?
Guard-bot #2: No. It is the bad kind of puppy.
Leela: Then we'll go with that data file.
Guard-bot #2: Correct.
Guard-bot #1: The flower would also have been acceptable.
