Run for your life Fry! Move your ham flaps!

Bender

Devil Bot: Fry's dead you say? Funny, that's not what it says on his Wikipedia page!
Bender: Survived the heart attack?! Damn you Obamacare!

Fry: A robot ghost? What robot would want to haunt me?
Bender: Me dumbass!

Fry: All I know is I've got a ghost that needs busting.
Conrad: Who ya gonna call?
Fry: Ghost-
Operator: -The number you have dialed has been lame since 1989.

Help! I was attacked in my bathroom by my bathroom! I'm being haunted by a ghost!

Fry

Everyone take off your takin'-caps.

Conrad

The last time you went to the suicide booth you ended up dating her for six months.

Conrad

It sure was nice of the Mayor's Wife to have sex with me.

Fry

Dr. Zoidberg: Hey look, a fog is coming in.
Conrad: Oh, no that's just the Jamaican pride float.

Futurama Season 8 Episode 3 Quotes

It sure was nice of the Mayor's Wife to have sex with me.

Fry

Dr. Zoidberg: Hey look, a fog is coming in.
Conrad: Oh, no that's just the Jamaican pride float.