Futurama Season 8 Episode 3: "Ghost in the Machines" Quotes
Run for your life Fry! Move your ham flaps!
Bender
Devil Bot: Fry's dead you say? Funny, that's not what it says on his Wikipedia page!
Bender: Survived the heart attack?! Damn you Obamacare!
Fry: A robot ghost? What robot would want to haunt me?
Bender: Me dumbass!
Fry: All I know is I've got a ghost that needs busting.
Conrad: Who ya gonna call?
Fry: Ghost-
Operator: -The number you have dialed has been lame since 1989.
Help! I was attacked in my bathroom by my bathroom! I'm being haunted by a ghost!
Fry
Everyone take off your takin'-caps.
Conrad
The last time you went to the suicide booth you ended up dating her for six months.
Conrad
It sure was nice of the Mayor's Wife to have sex with me.
Fry
Dr. Zoidberg: Hey look, a fog is coming in.
Conrad: Oh, no that's just the Jamaican pride float.