Futurama Season 2 Episode 5: "I Second That Emotion" Quotes
Farnsworth: That was a disgusting story.
Leela: And it's all thanks to Bender. I love you, Bender.
Bender: I love you too. Get that stupid chip out of me before I kill myself!
Bender: Listen to me, Leela: I'm an expert at not caring. The secret is to stop giving a rat's ass about anyone else and start thinking of the things that you want, that you deserve, that the world owes you.
Leela: Well, I could use a new tank top.
Bender: Bigger! Bigger!
Leela: A fashionable tank top. And designer boots ... encrusted with jewels.
Bender: Don't stop now, you'll need some pants to go with that outfit.
Leela: Yeah. And I could afford it all if I didn't have to feed that stupid Nibbler.
Bender: Bender is back. I'll save you, Nibbler.
Fry: Bender's gonna be killed!
Leela: You know what else I could use? A weekend at one of those fancy spas. And a Toblerone.
Leela: I love every living creature.
Fry: Even me?
Leela: As a friend.
Fry: Damn.
Leela: Bender, do something.
Bender: I'm too scared.
Fry: Leela, your scaredness is being transmitted straight to Bender. If you care about Nibbler, stop caring about him!
Dwayne: Gather round, children, for the legend of El Chupanibre.
He creeps and crawls in the midnight hush,
Silent as a low-flow toilet flush,
Watch your step,
'Cause sooner or later,
He'll eat you whole,
And half your alligator.
Vyolet: Crocodile.
Dwayne: Whatever.
Raoul: We keep them as pets. Then, when they grow too large, we flush them down into the sub-sewer.
Dwayne: Some say there's a freakish race of sub-mutants down there.
Vyolet: Please, that's just a sub-urban legend.
Fry: So, is it true that alligators flushed down the toilet survive down here?
Vyolet: No. That's just an urban legend.
Bender: Then what are those?
Vyolet: Crocodiles.
Fry: Wow. You guys worship an unexploded nuclear bomb?
Vyolet: Yeah, but nobody's that observant. It's mainly a Christmas and Easter thing.
Raoul: All that is ours was once flushed down your toilets. Over there is our aquarium. This is our library.
Bender: Nothing but crumpled porno and Ayn Rand.
(As Nibbler is being flushed down the toilet.)
Leela: Nooooooo!!
Bender: Can't you see I'm using the toilet?
