Leela: You make it look so easy.
Hermes: I've smoked a lot of paperwork in my day.

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So many papers, not enough hiding plants!

Leela

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He did it and he's not looking back at that cool explosion? He's a hero!

Bender

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12 straight hours of limbo - I haven't done that since my honeymoon.

Hermes

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I can't run anymore, I'll have to skip.

Bender

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They have phones in booths now? Finally, now I don't have to lug this cell phone around.

Hermes

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Computer: Also you have a rectangular object in your colon.
Hermes: That's a calculator. I ate it to gain its power.

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Fry: How much longer does he have?
Professor: Between a minute and a billion years.

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I have pains in joints I had removed decades ago.

Professor

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Bender: I'm immortal.
Amy: How come you scream so much when you're in danger?
Bender: I never said I wasn't a drama queen.

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