Futurama Season 2 Episode 10: "Put Your Head on My Shoulders" Quotes
Leela: I think you're over reacting.
Fry: Am I? Am I? Face it, I'm a prize catch. [He belches.] I mean, I'm pulling down delivery boy money.
Leela: Fry, she's pulling down billionaire trust-fund money.
Fry: Then she wants me as a trophy husband.
Amy: So, Fry, you busy tomorrow? I got two tickets to the big ape fight.
Fry: Jeez, we're already planning to spend Valentine's Day together. Isn't that enough?
Amy: OK, sure. What do you wanna do for Valentine's Day?
Fry: Oh, so all of a sudden we're spending Valentine's Day together?
Amy: So, ready for a secluded picnic with just you and me?
Fry: Hey, you know who loves secluded picnics with just you and me? Uh, Dr. Zoidberg.
Zoidberg: Did someone say something about a free hot meal?
Fry: Amy, you know how at first you like chocolate but then you start to get tired of it because it always wants to hang out with you?
Amy: Huh? You don't like chocolate?
Fry: Look, could chocolate just let me finish?
Zoidberg: Fry? Are you alright?
Fry: Ow! My head is killing me. What happened? Was anybody hurt?
Zoidberg: No, no, no, no, no, of course not. Nobody but you. I'm afraid your body was badly damaged in the crash.
Fry: How badly?
Zoidberg: That's it over there.
Fry: Hey, I can get a date too. Now that I'm single, I'll attract all sorts of women!
Amy: With my body I think you might only attract one sort of woman.
Amy: You're breaking up with me?
Fry: I just think we should start seeing other people.
Amy: But, I was really having fun. If that's how you feel
Fry: I'm sorry, but it is.
Amy: Well, whatever. Hey, listen, as long as we're not seeing each other, you mind if I ask someone else out for Valentine's Day?
Are you familiar with my friend Al Gore? I'm tellin' you, losers get really desperate around Valentine's Day.
Bender
Fry: This is an emergency. Amy made Valentine's plans with some goon and I'm gonna be stuck there, lonely and miserable. Will you be my date, please?
Leela: You're too late, Fry. I'm sharing Valentine's Day with a very special man. He's not Zapp Brannigan or anything!
Fry: Then I have no choice but to do something so pitiful and embarrassing that I'm ashamed to tell you about it.
Leela: Bender's in his office.
Fry: Thanks.
Fry: Why exactly did you shave your legs anyway? Are you expecting something to happen with your Valentine's date?
Amy: What business is it of yours?
I got your hook-up, Fry. Now, my usual fee's 500 bucks, but seeing as how it's you, I'll need it in advance.
Bender
